The never-ending influx of the young and vigorous looks to the elders and veterans of Dagorhir to show them the ropes, be amazing (hopefully) role-models, and above all else, to teach them that age and treachery overcome youth and beauty...sometimes. Sometimes, though, even the most seasoned veterans feel a little run-down Looking for signs that your realm should have its own retirement home? Check the list!
- Medics now carry fiber supplements.
- There has been heated debate on not if, but how one should construct a Dagorhir-legal walker.
- You've considered trying to get your realm sponsored by Aspercreme.
- If you've ever used Sea-Bond on your weapons after running out of DAP.
- You are disappointed that being an AARP member doesn't get you a discount at Ragnarok or MAYhem.
- Most of your realm's members were old enough to drink at Rag I.
- Parties stop before 3AM.
- People's boots are old enough to drink.
- The parking lot at events is filled with late-model SUVs.
- Stories that start out "remember the time when..." often refer to events more than 10 years ago.
- You have members who were at Rag, before they started counting.
- A number of your members have literally grown up in Dagorhir and fight alongside their parents.
- You compliment a guy on the pretty lady on his arm...and realize it's his DAUGHTER.