I want to be a teacher, but I'm not sure if I could stand it when the kids get bratty and annoying. Do you like kids?
- Dorothy
Dear Dotty:
I love kids. But I can seldom finish a whole one in a single meal.
- WISDOM~>
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Dear Wisdom,
I hear you went to Demon School with Buster of Shadows. Is he really as scary as he seems?
- Terrified in Tejas
Dear TiT:
Buster has the heart of a small child.
He keeps it in a jar next to his coffin.
- WISDOM~>
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Dear Mr. Wisdom;
At orientation for my college, they told us about all the student organizations. Last they said, "There's this group who get together and hit themselves with swords. It's called Dagorhir." The snotty preppy chick kind of sneered when she said it too. What should we do to overcome this anti-Dagorhir bias?
- Larped Off
Dear Off:
To win their heads, you must first win their hearts. Get everyone in your campus club to act like "straights." Mingle with the small-minded ones until they consider you their friends. Invite them all to a lavish party. Hire a DJ (I hear Serenity can help you with this) or a good band such as GWAR. (If you hire Gwar, please give my regards to Balsac the Destroyer; we shared a flat many, many, many years ago. And tell him he still owes me forty shekels for the goat.) Do not skimp on the liquor or food for your party - go Top Shelf all the way. Then, once all the people who once mocked you have assembled at your party, eaten your food, listened to your music, and drank your liquor…KILL THEM.
- WISDOM~>
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Hey Wisdom,
The administration at my school won't let us start a Dagorhir club. Your advice?
- Phrustrated in Phoenix
Dear Phrustrated:
Kill them.
- WISDOM~>
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Wisdom…
What were you like when you were in school?
By Curious
Dear Curioser and Curioser,
I was quite the scamp: shooting flaming spitballs when the teachers turned their backs, dipping succubis' snaketails into lava wells, smoking in the Little Balrogs' Room. By that I do not mean inhaling tobacco fumes. I mean SMOKING.
- WISDOM~>
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Next Month:
Ask Wisdom to answer the musical questions which have always made you go "Hmmmm."
Such as:
- Do you believe in Rock and Roll?
- Can music save your mortal soul? and
- Can you teach me how to dance real slow?